M'Dawg…

is not awesome.

I have been wanting to try it for awhile, since I love their sister establishment, Amsterdam Falafel (in part because you can douse the falafel with olives and hummus, which both rank in my top 15 foods), but M'Dawg actually has better sliders than hot dogs. Maybe I'm biased, having this at the bottom of the street I grew up on, but I covered my hot dog with relish, ketchup, olives, cabbage, and tomatoes, and in the end I just ended up eating the toppings. For future Adams Morgan nights out, my only option is going to be Amsterdam, since I'm kind of convinced that Jumbo Slice isn't actually food.